David was playing football with his cousins and brother. His cousin started to cry and cry, and David turned to the other kids and said, in an authoritative, announcer voice, " Now we learned that football is dangerous. Then to make sure everyone heard he went to each child and said, " Cole learned that football is dangerous!!"
David: When I grow up I'm going to be a fence carefuller climber!
Erin: What does that mean?
David: When a dog is there I hook it up on a leash, so I can go get a ball.
David: Do you know what I'm going to be when I grow up? A Loser and a Finder.
Erin: Do you mean a Detective
