David Ism

David: Mom when I grow up big like Dad, I am going to marry you. Then he can Just watch us dance.

David Ism

David: Mom I am so hungry!

Erin: Could that be because you didn't eat the dinner that I made for you?

David: No Comprendo

David Ism

When I play soccer I only play with Cruela not Dumbo, because Dumbo doesn’t have hands.

David Ism

I recently got my carpets cleaned. I am proud of my clean carpets. Then I walked into my front room and found that our dog Nikki had left a brown streak across the room. I said, " I want to kill her!" David said, " Don't kill her mom, I love Nikki!"
So then again yesterday I again walked into the front room to find a new and fresh streak across the recently cleaned carpet. I didn't say a word to David and just started to clean it up. David walked into the room and saw me scrubbing. He said, " Did Nikki wipe her bum on the carpet again? I told him yes she did. I love David's response he said,
" GET THE GUN!!!"

David Ism

David: I don't like the green Santa Clauses
Erin: Do you mean Leprechauns
David: Yeah. They didn't give me any presents.

One day for Heaven- six days for fun, Chances for Heaven-Six to one.

They wear their years most becomingly who have remained young in heart while managing to grow up!