I recently got my carpets cleaned. I am proud of my clean carpets. Then I walked into my front room and found that our dog Nikki had left a brown streak across the room. I said, " I want to kill her!" David said, " Don't kill her mom, I love Nikki!"
So then again yesterday I again walked into the front room to find a new and fresh streak across the recently cleaned carpet. I didn't say a word to David and just started to clean it up. David walked into the room and saw me scrubbing. He said, " Did Nikki wipe her bum on the carpet again? I told him yes she did. I love David's response he said,
" GET THE GUN!!!"
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