David was playing football with his cousins and brother. His cousin started to cry and cry, and David turned to the other kids and said, in an authoritative, announcer voice, " Now we learned that football is dangerous. Then to make sure everyone heard he went to each child and said, " Cole learned that football is dangerous!!"
David: When I grow up I'm going to be a fence carefuller climber!
Erin: What does that mean?
David: When a dog is there I hook it up on a leash, so I can go get a ball.
David: Do you know what I'm going to be when I grow up? A Loser and a Finder.
Erin: Do you mean a Detective
Monday, May 10, 2010
Saturday, April 3, 2010
David Ism
David: " I love goodies!!!! I also love SUGAR!!!!"
Jon: "You have such whitey, white legs, David."
David: "Ya, there is sort of a glow. "
David: Do you know, I've started loving school more.
Jon was making David a Ice cream cone, David said, "I don't want it that tiny!!!"
Jon asked David if he was excited about the Easter bunny. David told him in an exasperated voice, " Easter isn't about a bunny it is about Jesus. "
David: David took my camera and aimed it at him self. He said, I took a picture of myself. " Then he turned the camera around so he could see how it looked. I had to laugh out loud when he said in a serious voice, "EWWW that doesn't look good."
Matt came over to help fix my bathroom sink. When he was finished he went into my kitchen, opened my cupboard and started to take a few pieces of candy. David walked by and saw him getting the candy and he told him, with a voice that sounded a lot like mine, " Matt, Your SUPPOSED to ask if you can have some candy!!!"
We were listening to a U2 song on the radio. David must have been really paying attention to the words, because he asked me, "What does, You give yourself away mean?"
We were driving on a road, going the opposite direction than we usually go. We passed our flower store. I was surprised when David noticed the store and said, "That's where we get our flowers." He is so observant.
David came up to me and said, "Mom, check out my exhaust pipe. Then he pointed to his bum, rev ed his engine and took off running.
Jon: "You have such whitey, white legs, David."
David: "Ya, there is sort of a glow. "
David: Do you know, I've started loving school more.
Jon was making David a Ice cream cone, David said, "I don't want it that tiny!!!"
Jon asked David if he was excited about the Easter bunny. David told him in an exasperated voice, " Easter isn't about a bunny it is about Jesus. "
David: David took my camera and aimed it at him self. He said, I took a picture of myself. " Then he turned the camera around so he could see how it looked. I had to laugh out loud when he said in a serious voice, "EWWW that doesn't look good."
Matt came over to help fix my bathroom sink. When he was finished he went into my kitchen, opened my cupboard and started to take a few pieces of candy. David walked by and saw him getting the candy and he told him, with a voice that sounded a lot like mine, " Matt, Your SUPPOSED to ask if you can have some candy!!!"
We were listening to a U2 song on the radio. David must have been really paying attention to the words, because he asked me, "What does, You give yourself away mean?"
We were driving on a road, going the opposite direction than we usually go. We passed our flower store. I was surprised when David noticed the store and said, "That's where we get our flowers." He is so observant.
David came up to me and said, "Mom, check out my exhaust pipe. Then he pointed to his bum, rev ed his engine and took off running.
Saturday, March 6, 2010
David Ism
David: "I noticed when it gets hot, snow melts."
David: "Why is it called a Soup Case? Does it carry Soup?"
I was tickling David when he boldly told me, "I'm allergic to laughing!"
David has a really good imagination and loves to make up words. David was showing me something and said, "It looks like an airplane but it's really a bum chuckle."
David was playing with Jon's Ipod. He was racing a car and doing really good. I said, " David are you doing that all by yourself? " He said, " Yep! I'm good, I'm an expert."
David was playing with his cousin Brookelyn when they decided to go downstairs. Booky said, "Come on David," and he said, " Ok, Ok but what's the plan? "
David: "Why is it called a Soup Case? Does it carry Soup?"
I was tickling David when he boldly told me, "I'm allergic to laughing!"
David has a really good imagination and loves to make up words. David was showing me something and said, "It looks like an airplane but it's really a bum chuckle."
David was playing with Jon's Ipod. He was racing a car and doing really good. I said, " David are you doing that all by yourself? " He said, " Yep! I'm good, I'm an expert."
David was playing with his cousin Brookelyn when they decided to go downstairs. Booky said, "Come on David," and he said, " Ok, Ok but what's the plan? "
Thursday, February 18, 2010
Daviid Ism
I was telling David that I am allergic to Cats. He told me, " I'm allergic to hiccups and Laughing."
Monday, February 1, 2010
David Ism
When ever it is time for David to go to bed I give him a warning. I say, " David, prepare your self emotionally, because it's almost time for bed." I had just told David to prepare himself when he turned to Ryan and said, "Ryan, Prepare yourself emotionally."
We have been staying with my parents for a couple of weeks, while Jon is out of town. David has done a good job of censoring my dad, and some of his "Bad" words. I was playing cards with my dad, when he said a bad word. David who had his eyes on a nice big glass of his Grandpas coke, turned to me with the happiest face and said, " Since Grandpa said a bad word, I get to drink his coke!!!
My parents made some Jello last night. ( something I never do ) And today while David was eating some he asked me, " What kind of Animal is Jello? "
A few days earlier when he had some bacon I told him it was a pig, I guess he thought Jello was so strange it must be a really weird animal.
We have been staying with my parents for a couple of weeks, while Jon is out of town. David has done a good job of censoring my dad, and some of his "Bad" words. I was playing cards with my dad, when he said a bad word. David who had his eyes on a nice big glass of his Grandpas coke, turned to me with the happiest face and said, " Since Grandpa said a bad word, I get to drink his coke!!!
My parents made some Jello last night. ( something I never do ) And today while David was eating some he asked me, " What kind of Animal is Jello? "
A few days earlier when he had some bacon I told him it was a pig, I guess he thought Jello was so strange it must be a really weird animal.
Thursday, January 28, 2010
David Ism
Me: Your socks say Yoda Jedi Master.
David: Thats funny, They say Joda ODor Mustard
David still has me whipping his bumb. We were up at the cabin and David yelled. I've gpt my BUTT ready for ya.
David: Thats funny, They say Joda ODor Mustard
David still has me whipping his bumb. We were up at the cabin and David yelled. I've gpt my BUTT ready for ya.
Wednesday, January 6, 2010
David Ism
It was Christmas Eve and we had just got the boys to bed. David was so excited he was having a hard time going to sleep. Jon and I were puttering around getting things set up for Christmas morning. David heard our foot steps in the hall and said, " I think I just heard Santa's Boots!!!!!"
We told him that it was us and Santa wasn't going to come until we were all in bed.
Jon got an application on his Ipod that told were Santa was all day. David had to be told three times were Santa was before he could go to sleep.
When David saw Santa he was so excited. He even had a little present to give to Santa. He told Santa," We got you a book. It's a book about all of the things that Santa CAN'T do. He was so excited.
Santa read David the letter that he had written to him. David was surprised to see Santa with his letter and needed to be reminded that we had mailed it to him.
Today when David woke up he said, " Mom, today I want to have really much fun!"
One day David was crying and when I asked him what had happened he said, " I ankled myself!"
We had noodles yesterday. I asked David if he was going to eat his noodles and he said, " They're to burning. They are Hot like Lava.
We were doing the nativity at Jon's family for Christmas. David was a wise man and sat very reverently. The angels were younger and were very actively running around and yelling and giggling. I heard David say under his breath, " I wouldn't trust those Angels."
We told him that it was us and Santa wasn't going to come until we were all in bed.
Jon got an application on his Ipod that told were Santa was all day. David had to be told three times were Santa was before he could go to sleep.
When David saw Santa he was so excited. He even had a little present to give to Santa. He told Santa," We got you a book. It's a book about all of the things that Santa CAN'T do. He was so excited.
Santa read David the letter that he had written to him. David was surprised to see Santa with his letter and needed to be reminded that we had mailed it to him.
Today when David woke up he said, " Mom, today I want to have really much fun!"
One day David was crying and when I asked him what had happened he said, " I ankled myself!"
We had noodles yesterday. I asked David if he was going to eat his noodles and he said, " They're to burning. They are Hot like Lava.
We were doing the nativity at Jon's family for Christmas. David was a wise man and sat very reverently. The angels were younger and were very actively running around and yelling and giggling. I heard David say under his breath, " I wouldn't trust those Angels."
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