Dumb Dog

I took Nikki to get her hair cut. When I went to pick her up she had broken out of her cage. When they brought her to me she took a dump on their floor. As they were cleaning it up she pooped again. Then to make an already embarrassing time worse she pooped a third time on their sidewalk. I wanted to scream, I hate you you stupid dog, but I promised Jesus for Christmas that I would be nicer to Nikki. So I bit my tongue, and just apologized to the lady profusely.