David: Do you know what Cruela ( his imaginary friend ) said when I was pooping?
Me: What?
David: She asked why do we have feet to walk on?
And do you know what I said? HOW ELSE WOULD YOU WALK!!!
David: Where are you going to put this kid? ( Referring to Ryan )
Me: I don't know
David: How about in a boiling pot.
Should I be worried?
David: We forgot my socks.
Me: No I got them.
David: HO Ho HO Merry Miss Miss
We were out mowing the lawn. David had to go to the bathroom and I told him he would have to wipe his own bum because it was getting dark and we had to finish up. When we were all finished this is what was said.
Jon: That edging was a night mare!
David: My poop was a nightmare!!
Me: Good night. I love you.
David: I love you too Buck a Roo.
David was eating some Yogurt with tiny M&M's in it. He called to me and asked.
" Do you know what Jesus is saying? You're one LUCKY KID!!!"
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Very Funny! Love the m&m's quote. (This is actually Victoria, not Linda. But I'm sure she feels the same.)
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